Hey guys, I just wanted to do a light-hearted post. I have recently realized how afraid I am of school toilets! Don't click the (annoyingly tiny) exit button yet, just read, I will do my best to either make you laugh or be relatable. The latter may be difficult, I think that I'm the only one!
When I was younger, my sister was waiting outside the toilet because I got there first (Haha SUCKER, I get to pee before you, badass much?), when I came out she said, "Don't worry, I use a lot of toilet paper too," this seriously made me question everything in my life, A LOT OF TOILET PAPER?! I still am entirely convinced that I use a lot of toilet paper. I now hate going toilet in public or school toilets because the other people in the toilets will probably hear me rolling toilet paper. I always try to roll the toilet paper quietly but it doesn't help when the cleaners forget unlock the (way to complicated) toilet paper machine thingy, then I'm just trying to get toilet paper out and failing miserably. I secretly (not actually that secret since I'm putting it on the internet) think that the cleaners hate me and they want me to look like an idiot.
The next reason that I am daunted by trips to the public/school toilets is people hearing me pee. Everytime I go toilet, I fear people hearing me urinate. I know why I'm afraid but it's hard to put into words but I'll try my best! Everybody has a different sound when they urinate, for nearly everybody there is a drip factor and a flowing factor. I don't really know why I don't want people to hear my tone, I just don't.
The next reason to avoid public toilets is people seeing my underwear. I really don't ever want anyone to see my underwear, it has gotten to the point where I put my underwear so far up my legs (so that there would be no chance at all of people seeing my underwear) that I can't even wipe because I can't separate my legs! I know that I probably shouldn't be posting this information on the internet.
So that was my random post on a random subject! I hope you enjoyed it! If you normally leave comments on my blog please don't feel like you have to for this post, I know that this post will not appeal to everyone but I thought some people might like it so I wrote and posted it anyway! Have a wonderful day TeamSmiley!
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Hahahah loved this post! I'm not a fan of public toilets either, mainly because I'm always worried that I won't be able to unlock the door again! that happened to me once at the airport and it was terrifying. (luckily I did manage to get out after a few tries but it wasn't fun)
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Maybe that's another reason that I'm scared of public toilets now that I come to think of, when I was little (around six) I got trapped in a public toilet for what seemed like half an hour (it was probably like 10-15 minutes) and I remember screaming for somebody to help, then after like 20 minutes my Mum came.
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